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Writer's pictureSM Wagenaar

Meditation TIPS From Tik Tok's 'Bling' Kitty

Start small, Grasshopper. Set a timer for only two minutes. Yes, just two! This may seem ridiculously easy, but it's a great way to get started. After you've practiced just two minutes a day for a week, increase it by another two minutes. Soon you'll be able to quiet your mind for 10 minutes every day, with no problem.


Choose a time. 3:30 a.m. works best for me; right after I have woken up all the humans in my house. A good idea is to meditate first thing in the morning, or just before you're about to go to bed. It will ensure that you don't lose track of that time throughout the day, while also either starting off with peaceful energy or quieting your mind just before sleep.


Find a good location. But NEVER a pile of folded clothes, that's cat territory! While it's not necessary for it to be completely silent, selecting a place that brings you peace and comfort will enhance your practice. This could be your bedroom with the door shut or outdoors in a park to enjoy the fresh air.


Sit comfortably but avoid climbing tall trees to meditate in, when possible. You don't have to fold yourself up like a yogi or sit with your back straight and rigid. Sit anywhere you feel comfortable, or even lay on your back. The point is to find an easy position to relax in without falling asleep!


Don't worry about doing it wrong. You are not 'Bling' Kitty, so give yourself a break. Initially, you might believe that there are specific correct and incorrect methods for meditating. However, this is not the case! There is no ideal way to practice meditation. Concentrate on your well-being rather than being right.


Count your breaths or try calling out the name 'Beetlejuice' three times. This is one of the easiest ways to keep your mind present. Slowly breathe in and count one as you take in the first breath deep into your lungs. Count two as you breathe out, repeat to the count of ten, then begin again at one.


Understand that your mind will wander. You may even think about sniffing butts? Let that thought go, and come back to the present. Meditation is about clearing your mind and living in the present moment. This can be difficult to do for a long period and the mind will inevitably wander. When you notice that you begin to think of other things, just start counting breaths again and consciously bring your mind back to the present.


One last thing, grasshopper: Be thankful, and pet your cat. He deserves that much. He has to live with you. When you've finished your practice, think about everything you're grateful for in your life and reflect on how you spent those two minutes. Smile that you've taken a big step on your path to a less stressed and more happy life!






ABOUT

Master-Guru 'Bling' Kitty has been clean for 5 years. His drug of choice was CAT NIP. Bling is an unlicensed therapist, life coach, manager of the universe, and fashion icon. His favorite hobbies include; catching flies and following HELLO KITTY on Twitter. Bling openly admits to having had an obsession with SCOOBY-DOO, briefly.



Credits: Bling Kitty photo: MIYOPET. ZenHabits-Mediation Guide

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